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Wisdom of the Day (05/28/20 18:24)

The Coolidge effect is known as man’s general desire to copulate with every desirable female. On one occasion President Calvin Coolidge and his wife visited a poultry farm. The first lady watched the rooster ride a hen and was interested in the frequency of the relations.

"Ah, madam, dozens of times!" the farmer replied.

"Please tell the president", she said jokingly.

The aforementioned asked in turn:
"And does the rooster always do it with the same hen?"

"No, Mr. President", replied the farmer, "he does it each time with a different female".

"Please tell that to Mrs. Coolidge", suggested the president.

1984 Redux: Totalitarianism for Dummies (05/25/20 15:00)

The genius of the West's totalitarian systems is that sometimes they are not very totalitarian at all. They are just totalitarian enough. Truly total government control might spark revolt. By contrast, a sufficiency of totalitarianism keeps the populace in adequate torpidity

Taki's Week That Perished (05/25/20 14:53)

The Week’s Most Hungarian, Contrarian, and Vulgarian Headlines

Corona Wrap-up (05/24/20 18:07)

The Virus Was in Italy in September 2019

Evidence of Global Fraud

The A-Z of COVID19

Nicaragua: No Blue Pill

The Flu vs COVID19

Trigger For a New World Order

What Have We Learned?

What a Mask Will Not Do

Lockdown Lunacy: The Thinking Person's Guide

10 Steps to Turn a Pandemic into the Brave New Normal

The Top Twelve Lies About Covid-19

Bizarre EU Funded Comic Book Predicted Pandemic, with Globalists as Saviours

Corona Psy-Op

Navigating the Hysteria and Fear Around Covid-19

The Brave New World of Bill Gates and Big Telecom

Deep Pockets Love Lockdown

The Science of Fear: How the Elites Use It to Control Us

Computer Model That Locked Down the World Turns Out to Be Sh*tcode

LOKIN-20: The Lockdown Regime Causes Increasing Health Concerns

Lockdown Stockholm Syndrome

Virus of Mass Destruction

The New Normal: 50 Darker Headlines (05/01/20 15:22)

Though all our Responsible Media Outlets are doing their duty, it appears some members of the public do not yet understand the reality of our situation.

1984 Redux: The Lockdown Agenda (05/01/20 15:20)

The Lock-Step scenario portrays in vivid colours the criminal nature of the Dark Deep State.

Orwell Inc. (05/01/20 15:15)

The Seven-Step Path from pandemic to totalitarianism.

Hitech: The 5G Controversy (05/01/20 15:13)

Trust us,” says the media. “We are the monopoly on truth.”

COVID-19: Facts & Figures (04/26/20 15:33)

The single most important thing to say about the numbers is that they're all wrong. And here are some fully referenced facts provided by experts in the field.

The New Normal: 50 Headlines (04/26/20 15:16)

A collection of all the great work being done by our Beloved Governments to keep us all safe.

Sunday Humour: Big Mac Hygiene (04/26/20 15:14)

Fast food giant McDonalds is now adapting its business to the new situation: Employees are no longer allowed to spit into burgers.  Google trans.

Global Crisis: There May Still Be Hope (04/26/20 15:10)

A letter to the future.

USA: Empire in Decay (04/26/20 15:01)

American health care, for all its high-tech miracles, has evolved into one of the most atrocious rackets the world has ever seen.

NWO: The War on Populism (04/26/20 14:50)

Guess who won?

USA: Crumbling Empire (04/26/20 14:47)

How not to ensure world hegemony.

NWO: The War on Death (04/26/20 14:45)

The seasonal madness overtook mankind. In years to pass, it will be remembered as a new Witch Hunt, but on a global scale. Welcome to the War on Death!

Corona: The Never Ending Story - Part V (04/26/20 14:40)

Our world is being reshaped.

Picture of the Day (04/13/20 10:49)

Corona Über Alles

Jewish Shenanigans (04/13/20 10:44)

The inventor of the Death Panel is now deeply concerned about the weak and old dying.

Taki's Week That Perished (04/13/20 10:42)

The Week’s Most Unattractive, Hyperactive, and Radioactive Headlines

Global Crisis: The Reset Button Has Been Pushed (04/13/20 10:39)

It is now apparent to all that we have arrived at another world reset. This time we are being asked to believe that it is a viral pandemic that has pushed the reset button. Others would contest that it is in fact the panic over the (presumed) pandemic that is responsible for this crisis. Yet others insist that the p(l)andemic is nothing more than a distraction from the global financial reset which was going to happen regardless.

NWO: The War on Cash Has Been Won (04/13/20 10:37)

Cash has been the target of the banking and financial elites for years. Now, the coronavirus pandemic is being used to frighten the masses into accepting a cashless society. That would mean the death of what’s left of our free society.

Corona: The Never Ending Story - Part IV (04/13/20 10:34)

When fear of a fake apocalypse causes a real apocalypse.

Coronavirus: Busting the Myths (04/13/20 10:20)

MYTH: Coronavirus is man-made. Completely false. A woman made it. A very lonely Chinese woman with a lot of cats. She originally intended it as a love potion, and then, as we all know now, things went horribly wrong.

MYTH: Everyone should wear a mask in public. Mostly true, partially false. Only very attractive people should be free to walk around in public without covering their faces. 

MYTH: The virus spread through Iran as a result of people licking holy shrines. Unconfirmed, although there have been three separate cases in Iran where people contracted the virus as a result of licking people who had licked holy shrines. There was also a Persian podiatrist who died after “accidentally” licking the foot of someone who later died after licking someone who’d licked a holy shrine.

MYTH: The virus spread to humans as a result of Asian girls eating bat soup. Partially false. Soup wasn’t involved. The virus originally spread to humans as a result of Asian girls having unprotected sex with bats.

MYTH: Chinese scientists stole the virus from Canada and weaponized it. This is racist toward the Chinese and flattering toward Canadians. No one has ever stolen anything from Canada. No one has ever wanted to steal anything from Canada.

MYTH: Only Baby Boomers are dying from coronavirus. It is true that the virus affects the elderly most severely. It is also true that unemployment, poverty, and an unprecedently grim and meaningless future will be afflicting the young long after the elderly have gone on to meet their maker.

MYTH: You can get COVID-19 from your pet. No, but your pet can get it from you—if you have unprotected sexual intercourse with it. Digital foreplay is permissible, however, if rubber gloves are used. Oral, however, is not recommended. It’s also advisable to hold your breath for ten seconds if your pet coughs or sneezes while you’re having sex with it.

MYTH: The most important item to stockpile is toilet paper. You can’t eat toilet paper. And without food, you won’t even need toilet paper. It’s amazing that most of the world got this wrong.

MYTH: Spraying alcohol or bleach on your body will protect you from coronavirus. It won’t, but on the other hand it will prevent you from stinking so much.

MYTH: So long as you wear a mask and use hand sanitizer, it is safe to use Uber and Lyft. A mask and hand sanitizer aren’t going to protect you from being raped by the driver.

MYTH: It is safe to order takeout food from restaurants. If you’ve ever worked in a restaurant, you know what they do to the food, especially if you’ve ordered from them before and didn’t leave a good tip.

MYTH: Everyone should avoid public transportation. True, but it has nothing to do with COVID-19. If you’re well into adulthood and are still taking public transportation rather than tooling around in a Maserati, you are a failure at life and have more problems than a pesky case of the sniffles.

1984 Redux: How to Create a Fake Pandemic (04/05/20 16:08)

Manufacturing a pandemic when there isn't any is much easier than one might think. One needs focus, repetition, some misdirection, semi-made-up numbers and very basic psychological tricks.

Taki's Week That Perished (04/05/20 15:33)

The Week’s Most Dyspeptic, Antiseptic, and Narcoleptic Headlines

Weekend Humour: Toilet Paper Recall (04/03/20 16:47)

Germany's supermarket chains this this week launched a joint recall campaign for toilet paper. (Google trans.)

Corona: The Never Ending Story - Part III (04/03/20 16:43)

Things one cannot talk about ...

USA: Empire in Decay (04/03/20 16:40)

In 1840, before compulsory public schools existed, literacy rates in the US were about 90 percent. Today, 45 million Americans are functionally illiterate, unable to read above a 5th-grade level. Half of all adults can’t read a book at an 8th-grade level. In California, 25 percent of the state’s 6 million students are unable to perform basic reading skills.

O&G: Negative Pricing (04/03/20 16:31)

Energy trading giant Mercuria bid negative 19 cents per barrel in mid-March for Wyoming Asphalt Sour, a dense oil used mostly to produce paving bitumen, thereby asking producers to pay for the luxury of getting rid of their output.


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