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The single most important thing to say about the numbers is that they're all wrong. And here are some fully referenced facts provided by experts in the field.

A collection of all the great work being done by our Beloved Governments to keep us all safe.

Fast food giant McDonalds is now adapting its business to the new situation: Employees are no longer allowed to spit into burgers.  Google trans.

A letter to the future.

American health care, for all its high-tech miracles, has evolved into one of the most atrocious rackets the world has ever seen.

Guess who won?

How not to ensure world hegemony.

The seasonal madness overtook mankind. In years to pass, it will be remembered as a new Witch Hunt, but on a global scale. Welcome to the War on Death!

Our world is being reshaped.

Corona Über Alles

The inventor of the Death Panel is now deeply concerned about the weak and old dying.

The Week’s Most Unattractive, Hyperactive, and Radioactive Headlines

It is now apparent to all that we have arrived at another world reset. This time we are being asked to believe that it is a viral pandemic that has pushed the reset button. Others would contest that it is in fact the panic over the (presumed) pandemic that is responsible for this crisis. Yet others insist that the p(l)andemic is nothing more than a distraction from the global financial reset which was going to happen regardless.

Cash has been the target of the banking and financial elites for years. Now, the coronavirus pandemic is being used to frighten the masses into accepting a cashless society. That would mean the death of what’s left of our free society.

When fear of a fake apocalypse causes a real apocalypse.

MYTH: Coronavirus is man-made. Completely false. A woman made it. A very lonely Chinese woman with a lot of cats. She originally intended it as a love potion, and then, as we all know now, things went horribly wrong.

MYTH: Everyone should wear a mask in public. Mostly true, partially false. Only very attractive people should be free to walk around in public without covering their faces. 

MYTH: The virus spread through Iran as a result of people licking holy shrines. Unconfirmed, although there have been three separate cases in Iran where people contracted the virus as a result of licking people who had licked holy shrines. There was also a Persian podiatrist who died after “accidentally” licking the foot of someone who later died after licking someone who’d licked a holy shrine.

MYTH: The virus spread to humans as a result of Asian girls eating bat soup. Partially false. Soup wasn’t involved. The virus originally spread to humans as a result of Asian girls having unprotected sex with bats.

MYTH: Chinese scientists stole the virus from Canada and weaponized it. This is racist toward the Chinese and flattering toward Canadians. No one has ever stolen anything from Canada. No one has ever wanted to steal anything from Canada.

MYTH: Only Baby Boomers are dying from coronavirus. It is true that the virus affects the elderly most severely. It is also true that unemployment, poverty, and an unprecedently grim and meaningless future will be afflicting the young long after the elderly have gone on to meet their maker.

MYTH: You can get COVID-19 from your pet. No, but your pet can get it from you—if you have unprotected sexual intercourse with it. Digital foreplay is permissible, however, if rubber gloves are used. Oral, however, is not recommended. It’s also advisable to hold your breath for ten seconds if your pet coughs or sneezes while you’re having sex with it.

MYTH: The most important item to stockpile is toilet paper. You can’t eat toilet paper. And without food, you won’t even need toilet paper. It’s amazing that most of the world got this wrong.

MYTH: Spraying alcohol or bleach on your body will protect you from coronavirus. It won’t, but on the other hand it will prevent you from stinking so much.

MYTH: So long as you wear a mask and use hand sanitizer, it is safe to use Uber and Lyft. A mask and hand sanitizer aren’t going to protect you from being raped by the driver.

MYTH: It is safe to order takeout food from restaurants. If you’ve ever worked in a restaurant, you know what they do to the food, especially if you’ve ordered from them before and didn’t leave a good tip.

MYTH: Everyone should avoid public transportation. True, but it has nothing to do with COVID-19. If you’re well into adulthood and are still taking public transportation rather than tooling around in a Maserati, you are a failure at life and have more problems than a pesky case of the sniffles.
 

Manufacturing a pandemic when there isn't any is much easier than one might think. One needs focus, repetition, some misdirection, semi-made-up numbers and very basic psychological tricks.

The Week’s Most Dyspeptic, Antiseptic, and Narcoleptic Headlines

Germany's supermarket chains this this week launched a joint recall campaign for toilet paper. (Google trans.)

Things one cannot talk about ...

In 1840, before compulsory public schools existed, literacy rates in the US were about 90 percent. Today, 45 million Americans are functionally illiterate, unable to read above a 5th-grade level. Half of all adults can’t read a book at an 8th-grade level. In California, 25 percent of the state’s 6 million students are unable to perform basic reading skills.

Energy trading giant Mercuria bid negative 19 cents per barrel in mid-March for Wyoming Asphalt Sour, a dense oil used mostly to produce paving bitumen, thereby asking producers to pay for the luxury of getting rid of their output.

"To hear these defenders of democracy talk, one would think that people deliberate like a committee of wise men, whereas in truth judicial murders, foolhardy undertakings, wild choices, and above all foolish and disastrous wars are eminently the prerogatives of this form of government.”  Joseph de Maistre

Giovanni Boccaccio's Decamerone taught citizens how to maintain mental wellbeing in times of epidemics and isolation.

We are now experiencing 9/11-2B, the coronavirus black swan. Just as 9/11 terrorized, shocked, and shut down the USA for a few days, it seems that COVID-19 will do the same, only more so. Instead of a few days, we may be shut down for a few months or more. And once again, Zionists are hysterically pushing back against those of us questioning the official story.

America has turned into a bad joke, a paradise for phonies, obese transvestites, self-important grievance-mongers, foulmouthed whiny women, vomit-inducing feminists, and malicious New York Times hermaphrodites.  Taki Theodoracopulos

Why is it that you’re supposed to switch out leaders at arbitrary intervals? Logically, if a chief executive is doing a good job, there is no reason he should have to resign after X number of years, as long as he keeps democracy alive and holds elections every 4 or 6 years.

In May 1940, Werner Daitz, an official in the NSDAP’s foreign policy office, wrote a memorandum advocating for the creation of a Reich Commission charged with the economic unification of Europe.

The fight over the future of facial recognition is heating up. But it is just the beginning, as even more intrusive methods of surveillance are being developed in research labs around the world.

Six reasons why Covid-19 fails the sniff test.